Number 10. Your cauldron doubles as a dutch oven.

Number 9. You account for magnetic deviations when invoking north.

Number 8. You prepare your ritual space by collecting firewood.

Number 7. To you "The Spiral Dance" is a really wicked canoe portage.

Number 6. Your ritual staff is sized and weighted for hiking.

Number 5. You aren't sure "do no harm" really applies to mosquitoes.

Number 4. Your athame has "buck" engraved somewhere on the blade.

Number 3. When your elder takes your measure, it's usually for boot fit.

Number 2. "Poison Ivy" is not just a DC comic book character.

Number 1. When you say "left hand path" you actually mean a left hand path.